The New Bush adds...

Make him sound like a decent human being who is actually concerned for human existence and for the quality of life for the poor, down-trodden, and the beleaguered working class. And if you give him four more years he'll actually get to that stuff... As the New Jersey progressives screamed during the Great American Shoutout "Yeah, I MIGHT vote for Bush." Sorry, you had 4 years that you squandered to give Halliburton and Bechtel no bid contracts to rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan and provide sub-standard services to American servicemen and women rather than using the services wing of the armed forces... Soldiers should help soldiers. At the same time you were doing this this George, did you too, forget the economy, Stupid? Jobs being sent overseas faster than one could say "Cheap WalMart crap." Unemployment rates looking better as people who can't receive further benefits fall off the roles (no they didn't find jobs) and/or just stop looking for work. Working people seeing their health insurance premiums skyrocket at a rate in opposite proportion to their benefits... George, did you think of controlling costs at the risk of curbing profits of insurance companies, or placing price limits on pharmaceutical companies so poor people don't have to decide between eating and meds? Didn't think so... While we're on the subject of the kings Bush, do you know Son calls Father 41 and Father calls Son 43 (referring to the number that they were [s]elected president of the US)? Anyone out there old enough to remember the age before cell phones when we all had beepers? Remember when we invented all of those codes to communicate by beeper? Remember what code 43 was back then? [Hint: Cheney you]

Oh and Jeb... Thanks for saving me a whopping $.08 per gallon on gas last month (saved me dang near $5.00, enough for a pack of cigarettes if I still smoked, or a Double Whopper, fries and Large Coke if I still ate carbs, or a 6 pack of really cheap beer if I still drank.) And thanks for giving it back in tax money, rather than working to have gas companies actually lower prices and reduce profit... another bizarre concept I admit, but I must just be some kind of extreme left-wing liberal or something.