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Friday, October 01, 2004

Desparation

The desparation hackles are rising in the Republican ranks... they are actually running adds attacking John Kerry for windsurfing. Come on, it's a fricking hobby. "Unless your hobby is molesting children or poking the elderly, with like your finger, or sticks, stop signs, or alligator... shoes, attacking someone's hobby is a sign that 'you got nothin'." - Baby Tiger

Quite honestly, I'd like a president who spends his leisure time decompressing, and not figuring out ways to empty the treasury, send countries into civil war, and make his friends billions. And to the brain-dead fools who [in a Sports Illustrated poll] voted that Bush (who runs and lifts weights) is more athletic than Kerry, who windsurfs, snowboards, runs, plays hockey, bicycles, mountain bikes, trapeezes, climbs mountains, yodels, and plays tournament bridge, what the hell were you thinking?

2 Comments:

  • At October 3, 2004 at 1:14 PM, Blogger Bone said…

    Kerry also wrestles alligators, does slalom, speaks fluent Sanskrit, writes epic poems on a single sheet of paper and then throws said paper into the fireplace, can recite "The Iliad" from memory, moonlights as the road manager for Death Cab For Cutie and once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. The man is a God to me.

     
  • At October 3, 2004 at 1:17 PM, Blogger Bone said…

    (Man, I'm going to develop that into a post)

     

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