Just say you have a month or so to kill...

My latest guilty pleasure is a game called Insanaquarium, available on www.popcap.com. You basically have to feed fish and keep them alive while collecting egg pieces to have new pets with special powers, while in the process, upgrading your weapons to blow up the aliens that frequently invade your tank. It's mind numbing, but a great way to kill several hours (way more than you want...)

Early frontrunner for the Hakuna Matata award for frolicking with lions, or for the Darwin award for more faith than brains: Mental defect enters lions den durring feeding time armed with a bible. See the the video, here: http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3728626/detail.html
Perhaps he missed the Caesar's memo about Christians and lions?